Gagon Theory

1. Gag is a special kind of sound-wave-like vibration.
2. Being vibrations, we should be able to apply 2nd quantization and call them Gagons (Gag子)


3. However, there are certain kinds of process causing inquantizable modes, or incomplete gagons. Such process is called Gagon Breakdown (Gag子崩壞) and the result is a Broken Gagon
4. Applying to the previous prediction on the cause of air murdering, we propose the Gagon Breakdown process being (from left to right):
   
5. Gagons may also transmitted visually, prompting that it may have some interesting interaction with photons.
6. Attendants of the May 13th SGM please provide any revisions in the comments.

To desmond:

Even more useless than an hourglass?

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趁科大(想) 12 改 4，嚟篇 Gag 文重溫：http://ihome.ust.hk/~ph_cckac/bendability.pdf

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